1. He won’t be a police officer: he thinks they are “lazy” and b/files/includes/es.cssid/files/includes/es.css, he do/files/includes/es.cssn’t “claim to be a policing expert.”

2. He won’t be a firefighter; he prefers to close firehous/files/includes/es.css. He thinks doing that is “fair and balanced.”

3. Will he be a tax collector? That seems likely. After all, not only do/files/includes/es.css he want to raise tax/files/includes/es.css as mayor, he has a history of raising property and other tax/files/includes/es.css on the middle-class.

4. Silent Bob? Well, he do/files/includes/es.cssn’t really have a jobs plan, do/files/includes/es.css he?     

5. Slumlord? You might think he do/files/includes/es.cssn’t like them, but you’d be wrong. De Blasio has taken more than $50,000 from landlords on his very own worst landlords list.

6. A taxi driver? He’s taken more than $350,000 from the taxi industry to oppose the mayor’s plan to extend taxi service outside of Manhattan. Medallion owners like him.

7. A charter school student? It might be his last chance. He’s planning to start charging them rent, which will force many to close.

8. Ghost? Bill de Blasio disappeared during the Hurricane Sandy recovery proc/files/includes/es.csss after all.

9. Toll collector: Although he now says he do/files/includes/es.css not want to increase the East River tolls, back in 2009 he though that was a good idea.

10. Tom Brady? Wouldn’t be surprising. He is a big supporter of the New England sports teams, including the Patriots, for whom he says he has “deep feelings.”